小光头为了逃避职业杀手的追杀，躲到你家。杀手找上门问你有没有看到小光头。你深爱小光头，不想他夭逝。 但你偏偏又是个不说谎的老实人。怎么办呢？你老老实实地说“我在脸书看到他被原始人绑起来温柔地烤了”。杀手听了你这句话，以为你最近没见过小光头。真天才！你答非所问就令杀手自己误导自己。如果你语无伦次，说不定杀手会爱你爱到杀死你。
Trying to escape from a professional killer, the little cueball took refuge in your house. You loved little cueball and didn't want him to die. On the other hand, you are also an honest guy who couldn’t lie. When the killer asked if you did see little cueball, you told him honestly, "I saw on Facebook that he was barbequed by the primitives". That gave the impression that you hadn't seen little cueball for a while. What a genius! By not directly answering the question you led the killer to mislead himself. I believe the killer would have killed you tenderly with his love, if you had talked nonsense to him.
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